Monday, June 19, 2006

Sleep

I've often wondered - how does one get accustomed to sharing a bed with another and does the quality of sleep suffer?



For the bulk of our lives until someone comes into the picture, we've been sleeping alone.



The next thing we know, we have to share a bed. How do we cope with each other's idiosyncrasies?




While I'm sleeping alone, I can be snoring away till the clock rings. No matter how loud I snore, there won't be anyone to wake me abruptly to tell me to stop snoring and vice-versa.





I'm aware that once my sleep is interrupted, I will have some difficulty getting back to sleep again.

I put the question to a few and all gave the same answer: "Oh, get a bigger/better quality mattress. The kind that won't move when your partner moves. You'll just get used to someone lying down beside you eventually."



Is it really that simple?





Perhaps time will tell if I'm worrying too much. Perhaps I'll never know.



At least for now, I don't have to lose sleep over this matter.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Hand Dryers



To me, the hand dryer found in most public toilets do not dry hands at all (if used conventionally, that is. I'll elaborate in awhile). I've seen some people rubbing their dripping wet hands frantically at the hand dryer. What they don't realise is even if they did that for the next five minutes, their hands would still not be dry.

And there're the odd ones who walk briskly to the hand dryer, 'dry' their wet hands for a few seconds and walk away with hands still wet.



Almost like a bizarre idol worship ritual if you ask me.

Oh, me? What I normally do is dry my hands with a handkerchief and use the hand dryer to blow dry my handkerchief.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Just A Comic 02

Note: Any resemblance to persons living or otherwise is purely coincidental.

























Kay-Kiang: Biting off more than one can chew

Monday, May 15, 2006

Life...

(Any resemblance to persons living or otherwise is purely coincidental)

Sometime in the last decade of the last millennium...





Guy on left: This sucks man...













Translation: My life is wretched...My life is wretched...

Monday, May 08, 2006

Rules Of The Game

Any resemblance to persons living or otherwise is purely coincidental.













This comic is my stab at the weirdness of the so-called 'unwritten rule'.

I'm definitely not the first to blog about how some women in Singapore (not sure about women in other countries though) use packets of tissue to 'reserve' a table at foodcourts and fastfood joints.

On some days, it's really difficult to get a seat in the foodcourt and you see these empty tables with packets of tissue on them, indicating the tables are 'reserved'. Hell. Strangely, everyone seem to acknowledge this 'rule'. Me? I have no wish to get myself embroiled in a squabble and ruin my mood to eat. But I sure hope to see someone with nothing to lose challenge these women one of these days.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

The Twins Effect

Why do majority of twins (children specifically) dress the same? I've always been curious. I recently made the acquaintance of a pair of near-identical twins. The two attend the same school and not surprisingly, dress similarly too. Unable to resist, I posed the following questions to them: Why do twins tend to dress similarly? What're their thoughts about it? I was rather surprised when they told me it didn't occur to them to even think about it. They wear whatever their parents buy for them. I told them my stand that twins, although looking alike, are still two persons and have different personalities. I asked them whether they felt "out of character" dressing alike. The two shrugged their shoulders and replied they're indifferent about it.

That brings us back to "They wear whatever their parents buy for them". Why then, do parents of twins want to dress their children alike? You might say "it's easier and cheaper to buy the same clothes what...". Do you know what I honestly think? I say the parents relish on creating CONFUSION as a novelty.

Let me paint a scenario. Imagine a visit to the relatives during Chinese New Year. "Emily" and "Evelyn" are presented before the crowd and the usual "Wah! Can't tell them apart. Who's who ah?" And the parents go: "GUESS LAH!".


Crikey!



YIKES!!

Friday, April 28, 2006

Smoke Break

Any resemblance to persons living or otherwise is purely coincidental.





Gostan: Reverse (Go-Astern)













Man: Time-out! I need to take a dump. Food isn't digesting properly.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Artoo vs Stormtrooper



A: Hello Aunty, how're you?
B: ADELINE, you're here! Come in.
A: Is Justin back?




B: He took half-day leave and came home by noon. When the postman came with that BIG parcel, he just went ape. He carted it into his room and hasn't come out since.
A: I'll look for him in his room.











Translation: It's tough to fathom the behaviour of youngsters these days. That one will make a fine daughter-in-law!
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