Friday, April 28, 2006

Smoke Break

Any resemblance to persons living or otherwise is purely coincidental.

Gostan: Reverse (Go-Astern)

Man: Time-out! I need to take a dump. Food isn't digesting properly.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Artoo vs Stormtrooper

A: Hello Aunty, how're you?
B: ADELINE, you're here! Come in.
A: Is Justin back?

B: He took half-day leave and came home by noon. When the postman came with that BIG parcel, he just went ape. He carted it into his room and hasn't come out since.
A: I'll look for him in his room.

Translation: It's tough to fathom the behaviour of youngsters these days. That one will make a fine daughter-in-law!
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